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So That’s Why He Looked Like a Meth Cooker

At the height of his professional career, Andre Agassi admits, in his new book that he uses Meth for a little bit in 1997. Damn that was a strong year. Hell, I had the shoes….. Bad ass….. And then he lied to authorities when he failed a drug test. And here I was thinking the cut-off shorts, the really bad hair coloring job and the AWESOME choice in footwear was all because of the Jack Daniels,  Cocaine and Angel Dust. Boy was I wrong. But hey, if Meth can land you Brooke Sheilds, then dammit I say “Give it here!”.  

It’s probably going to be the only interesting part of the book so, buy it if you need to. Check out this line from the book when asked about lying to the officials about the drugs.

“Then I come to the central lie of the letter,” Agassi writes. “I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of Slim’s spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I ask for understanding and leniency and hastily sign it: Sincerely.

“I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it.”

Nice. Confusing, but nice.

Here’s a Fox News Video too.

 

Well, I have to put this pic up. Right?