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Early this morning Tiger Woods was involved in a car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Luckily Woods was released this morning and nobody else seems to have been injured as well. Being that Tiger is a card carrying member of the swole patrol (see picture above), I don’t think he’ll be on the shelf for long.

Espn.com reports:

ORLANDO, Fla. — Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car wreck in Florida, authorities said Friday.

The mayor of Windemere, Fla., where Woods lives, told CNN on Friday afternoon that Woods had been released.

A little over a year ago the ladies of the the Sacramento Kings Dance Team displayed their smooth stylings and party antics all for the interwebs to see. But for the interwebs I mean one of the girls probably dropped the pics on her Myspace or something. But that was a big deal for a second in Sacramento, but from some reports, the girls are still getting after it.

No wonder your team sucks. The fellas have to be distracted by this every game.

Here’s a lil dude that’s gonna have fools eating turkey soup tomorrow. (Cause their jaws will be wired shut! Get it?)

Allow me to introduce everybody to 6 year old Nyrel Sevilla (#36 of the Huntington Bulldogs). I don’t know here this is or who these kids are, but damn, lil dude brings the ruckus for a 1st grader. It’s on thing for parents (usually moms) to not want their kids playing a violent (awesome) game like football at any age, but when you see this wood-layer, passing out concussions, hell I don’t want to play anymore. I personally was working the Atari stick in the first grade and playing marbles….

But with that, I know a couple of Chris Browns’ I would not like to be today.

Here it is… 

#22 of the Houston Texans – Chris Brown

After getting the starting job Monday night against the Titans, Brown knocked off a sweet 11 carries for 36 yards with a remarkable 0 touchdowns. Now that’s how I didn’t want the party to start. But oh well, at least he didn’t fumble the ball.

#3 of the Houston Texans, Kris Brown…

Wide left God Dammit!!!!

And or course Chris Brown.

Damn, I almost forgot my password it’s been so long since I posted on the site. Hope everyone has been keeping up with their daily dose of sports and of course their presidential fix here on the site. I can’t say enough about our own President Reko Trill for holdin down the fort with his always inspiring, sometime controversial, guaranteed hilarious, posts for your viewing pleasure. Now it’s finally time for me to get my ass back to work in providing a little banter myself !!

Dudes on a couch

As a fan of the booty, it only upset me this morning when I found a video email of one of the best booties in the business being violated by the AMA’s stage last night.

My former baby-momma and co-owner (or something) of the Miami Dolphins (see how I tied the sports in?) Jennifer Lopez’s booty met the stage in a steller performance last night. And because the stage was waxed, its safe to say…..

she got her ass waxed last night.

Ya know whats worst than going to a College/University that all your “negro” friends might think is kinda racist? Actually going to a school that would  have the nerve to allow the KKKto throw a rally in that piece. No, I’m not playing little birds. That really happened!

But on the other hand, It didn’t go too well for the Klannies. What was suppose to be about an hour long celebration of white power (or something) only lasted about 10 minutes. Don’t they know white chicks loves the black dudes now? And the White dudes love them some…. ummm… co-co.

Nothing changed this week… so look at these.

I’m just going celebrities from each college/university

5. Cincinnati (10 – 0) – Sarah Jessica Parker – Remember when she was hot?

4. TCU (10 – 0) -  Kristin Adams (Holt), famous for hosting G4″ Cheat!…. for the nerds.

3. Texas (10 – 0) -  Renee Zellweger, you use to have me at hello….

2. Alabama (10 – 0) - Sela Ward… You know that chick from Sisters.Yea I don’t either…

Okay, here’s the deal.  If you’re in the NFL or College Football or whatever and you’ve done some jacked up things to destroy your “image” I got the man for you. Yup yup, my man former Colts and Buccaneers coach Tony Dungy. With his smooth stylings and God fearing image, plus the will to make men run through a wall for him, this is the man every “bad guy” athlete needs to get with.

The league has announced that Dungy will lead a new Player Advisory Forum, which will involve a regular series of meetings in NFL cities with current players. 

During a “press conference” in Sydney Australia yesterday featuring Hulk Hogan and The Nature Boy Ric Flair, the biggest story popped that the Aussies still believe that wrestling, or wrasslin is still real.

Seems there’s a Hulkamania tour going on right now (GAWD!! Why wasn’t I notified?) and the main event features The Hulkster and Flair. But as wrestling goes, a fight breaks out. What’s new? Well the Aussies ate that up.

Check out the Daily Telegraph:

Wrestler Hulk Hoganhas been badly injured after a violent bloody brawl broke out at The Hulkamania promotional press conference at Star City today.