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Join Team Dungy

Posted November 19th, 2009 by Reko Trill.

Okay, here’s the deal. If you’re in the NFL or College Football or whatever and you’ve done some jacked up things to destroy your “image” I got the man for you. Yup yup, my man former Colts and Buccaneers coach Tony Dungy. With his smooth stylings and God fearing image, plus the will to make men run through a wall for him, this is the man every “bad guy” athlete needs to get with.

The league has announced that Dungy will lead a new Player Advisory Forum, which will involve a regular series of meetings in NFL cities with current players.

It’s an evolution of the Player Advisory Council, which Commissioner Roger Goodell launched in 2006.

The Player Advisory Forum is aimed at providing input to Goodell on policies, programs, and other issues that affect the lives of players on and off the field, such as health and safety, personal conduct, game rules and procedures, career transition, and player development.

Oh really?

“Players continue to be an invaluable resource in providing direction and insight into a wide range of programs and policies,” Goodell said in a release. “Tony’s experience and expertise in working with players makes him an ideal leader of the Player Advisory Forum and we appreciate his willingness to take on this important role.”

Blah blah…. That’s cool. But it’s not what I meant. Check out some of his projects or should be projects.

Mike Vick.

Because of TD, Mike has came back from sitting on a steel bench in the “pokey” to sitting on a fiberglass Philadelphia Eagles colored bench on Sundays. Without the help of Dungy, I don’t believe Vick would be in the league at all right now. Dungy is credited in the transition of former Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick to football from prison.

Former KC Chief running back and now Bengal Larry Johnson coulda used some TD in his life. Maybe it’s not too late. But, hell this will be a long road to travel after allegedly woman bashing and dropping faggots all over Twitter of course.

New Mexico football coach Mike Locksley

Oh hell, you might have to charge him for this Tony. Dude might spend up all of your “good will” time.

Locksley, in his first season at New Mexico, is winless on the field.

He was also suspended following a physical confrontation with an assistant coach earlier this season.

In May, Locksley faced an age and sex discrimination complaint from his former administrative assistant Sylvia Lopez.

The complaint was later withdrawn.

Tila Tequila

Child Please. If Merriman would have really beat your ass, you’d still be in the hospital. If you did get all beat up and whatnot, Shawne would still be in jail…. Just saying. Tony, get this broad to let it go…. Oh and get back to kissing lipstick lesbians on camera for me please!