Houston Sports Rapp

I Guess Sex Rehab Works

As reported by The Telegraph.co.uk

Elin Nordegren had been ready to separate from the world’s richest sportsman after reports he had affairs with 19 different women. But the former Swedish swimwear model is now said to have changed her mind after spending five days with him at a sex addiction rehabilitation centre.The 30-year-old is believed to be pleased about the efforts that Woods has made to save their marriage. Radaronline, the US celebrity website, claimed a source said: “She was happy when she came home. Things went well.” Woods is receiving therapy at the Pine Grove clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Miss Nordegren is reported to have attended counselling sessions with him before flying back to their Florida home by private jet. The clinic reportedly requires patients to undergo couples’ therapy including a “disclosure day” where partners admit all their affairs.

So maybe, just maybe ol Tiger is really in a sex rehab facility. Hell, that one suprised the hell out of me. I figured this was one of them good ol’ “Tiger Woods camp” spin moves to deek us into believing Tig was not out getting his Wood on.

And maybe, just maybe this picture the National Enquirer “exposed” really is Tiger Woods?

If so, maybe Tiger is back on the road to getting back on my tv and giving me something to watch on Sundays not that the football season (college and pro) is winding down. Come on man! Get this party started already. I’m wasting a sweet HD television on Hanna Montana (I have a 12 year daughter) and the Jo’ Bros.

By the way, that picture by the Enquirer could’ve been any random black dude walking out of a building. Have you seen me take in the mornings before I get my day started? Same outfit.