Houston Sports Rapp

So I’m going to start a new thing here on our site. Lets just go on trips down memory lane where fools get served.

I do remember when San Antonio Spurs’ David Robinson won the 1995 MVP and quickly had his ass handed to him by Hakeem “The Dream“ Olajuwon.

Sup Ladies?

And my new girlfriend is Oregon Ducks’ Mercedes Walters (I still love you too Lizzy Lambret) who decided to take some aggression out on Oklahoma State’s Kyndall Treadwell (who’s not that bad either).

If I want to see a girl fight...

Newark New Jersey is the scene for Junior-welterweight bout between Jeremy “Hollywood” Bryan vs. Daniel “Super Sweet” Mitchell. First of all boxing nick names kick so much ass. Anyway the first (and only) round brought a stop to the match with Mr. Super Sweet (awesome!) throws in his own town complain of an elbow to the right eye. After the round Sweet sat on the stool and carried on about his LEFT eye being injured.

“I can’t see shit!”

1:44 into the “fight” Mitchell is injured?

Oh, It gets "Top Shelf" at the U

After years and years of some of the worst (best) throw-downs to ever be witnessed by young college kids human eyes and livers, the University of Miami has decided to add  ”sober monitors” to go along with the events. This will work out fine.

cincinnatinews reports:

Fraternities and sororities at Miami University will have to hire security at all off-campus events this year and designate more “sober monitors” to keep things from getting out of control.

The New Mexico Lobos soccer team has announced Tuesday that Elizabeth Lambert (the girl that just lost it and went absolutely bat shit crazy on BYU last year) has been reinstated after a lengthy suspension last year.

Lambert was expected to attend a news conference Tuesday with New Mexico head coach Kit Vela and New Mexico athletics director Paul Krebs, but she was a no show. The team has also closed their practices to the media. Lambert is expected to do interviews later in the season, but wants to move on from the incident and put focus on the team.

Sara Jean Underwood had nothing to do with this story. She went to Oregon State though

Thats why Houston Sports Rapp is sharing the story of one Tyler Patrick Thomas, red-shirt freshman at Oregon State.

gazettetimes.com reports:

Tyler Patrick Thomas, 19, of Kalispell, Mont., was arrested on charges of first-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

According to information from the Corvallis Police Department, at about 4:51 a.m., police were called to 519 N.W. 14th Street after a 32-year-old woman reported there was a naked man in the upstairs office of her residence.

Tiger Woods and now ex-wife Elin Nordegren release a statement through their legal teams today regarding their divorce. Yup DIVORCE. Now it is official.

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

Yo Face!!!!

Remember last year when then Oregon Duck LeGarrette Blount now Tennessee Titan hopeful punched some dude in the face after a game?

That’s so much better with music by the way.

Well Wednesday during a Tennessee Titans practice he couldn’t help but to do it again. Blount says he just reacted after being hit several times in practice after his helmet came off during a run.

MADRID — Forty people were injured when a bull leapt into the packed grandstands of a Spanish bullring and ran amok, charging and trampling on spectators, regional officials said Thursday.

Weeeeeeeee!

This video is not disturbing at all….