Big Ben Roethlisberger Update

Posted March 9th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger is being accused of sexual assault of  a 20-year-old college student in a nightclub south of Atlanta on March 5.  Now the fine, Milledgeville police have requested a DNA sample from the Super Bowl champ.

Milledgeville police Chief  Woodrow Blue accompanied by Georgia Bureau of Investigation agent Tom Davis announced the request along with other details Monday evening. Blue states the player is being cooperative, and will comply with a DNA test.

The young lady in question claims that Roethlisberger assaulted her Friday in the bathroom of a nightclub. She reported the assault to a patrol officer outside the club and was immediately taken to a local hospital for an examination.

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The One Where the Football Player Kidnaps His Coach…

Posted March 9th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

Saturday morning Citadel quarterback Miguel Starks, a 19 year-old from Atlanta was *inhales* arrested and charged with armed robbery, first-degree burglary, kidnapping and possession of a firearm during the commission of a violent crime.And the recipient of said crimes you might ask - one of his  own coaches at The Citadel, assistant coach Joshua Harpe.

The  police affidavit states that Starks came to the victim’s apartment, pointed a handgun at him, then struck him in the head with said handgun, then ordered him back into his apartment. Once inside, Starks then bound the victim with black duct tape around his legs, mouth and eyes and threw him face down on the living room floor. Starks was accompanied by Stephen Francios, Reggie Rice.

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Vince Carter Makes Artest Shave That Crap off His Head

Posted March 9th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

I think if you’re going to dye your hair Laker gold and get the word defense carved in it in three different languages it might be a good idea to “d” somebody up. Just ask Los Angeles Lakers defensive strong man, and true warrior Ron Artest who spent hours shaving and dying his dome only to see Orlando Magic’s forward Vince Carter go for 25 all in his face.

See? All gone bye-bye

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You Know You’re Matt Barnes Right?

Posted March 8th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

It seems like every year some NBA jobber decides to become the next “Kobe Stopper”. And every year that said jobber ends up on the business end of a Bryant scoring run. This theory still applies today except for one Matt Barnes of the Orlando Magic.

Barnes decided to become the next Raja Bell and get a little chippy with Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant last night in Orlandos 94 -96 victory over the Lakers.

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NFL Free Agent Updates

Posted March 8th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

The 2010 NFL Free Agency started Friday and moves were made. And with an “uncapped” year looming over our heads players were eager to take advantage. Here is some of the notable moves.

Julius Peppers -  Makes the move from the Carolina Panthers to the Chicago Bears.

David Carr – Who started his career with the Houston Texans, then later traveled (with the white gloves) to Carolina and then the NY Giants is now a San Francisco 49er. Fitting place maybe? Well lineman Patrick Willis isn’t to happy about the move.

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Ben Roethlisberger In Trouble With The Ladies Again

Posted March 8th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

I was gonna leave this alone and just write it up as rumor until I saw that Milledgeville authorities are planning to release more details this afternoon about the allegation that Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisbergermay have sexually assaulted a Georgia College & State University student last week. Umm…..

Police said the woman reported that she was “sexually assaulted or sexually manipulated” by a man she described as 6-foot-5 and 241 pounds. She did not name Roethlisberger, but the two were seen at “multiple establishments” in Milledgeville late Thursday, according to police.

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Don’t Tase Me Bro!

Posted March 8th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

LSU’s Terrance Toliver was tased after a fight in a Baton Rouge bar.  Police say Toliver was involved in a fight outside of  “Fred’s Bar”  along with another LSU athelete and a third man. Toliver was cited for disturbing the peace by public intoxication and resisting an officer in a fight at 2 a.m. Sunday.

Dennis Harris, a redshirt freshman on the men’s basketball team, was cited for interfering with a police officer and entering or remaining after being forbidden while the incident was under investigation.Police say Toliver and Timothy Moran were observed fighting in the parking lot outside the bar. Investigator said Toliver refused to comply with officers’ commands and was tased.LSU coaches and university officials said they plan to meet today with Toliver and Harris.

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The Running of the Bull… Houston Style

Posted March 8th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

Sunday evening brought more than the excitement of the Jonas Brothers at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo. How can that be possible you might ask? Well, how about a big ass bull named “Hardball”running loose in the parking lot and right through a crowd.

“These bulls are nothing to play with and they’re never meant to be in a public area,” said Leroy  Shafer. “I can’t tell you how badly we feel that one got out. We guarantee it won’t happen again.”

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Time to Take the Baby-Momma Party to NY

Posted March 5th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

A few hours before the NFL’s free agency period began, the Jets improved their secondary in a big way by agreeing in principle with the San Diego Chargers to acquire talented but troubled corner-back Antonio Cromartie on Thursday night. The Jets confirmed the deal.

ESPN.com

 

That might be good news for Cornerback Antonio Cromartie seeing that the Chargers don’t think they’ll miss him much. The Chargers had been shopping Cromartie for at least a year. His antics had irritated most teammates and coaches. A teammate, Quentin Jammer, said some of Cromartie’s misbehavior might have been calculated to force a trade. And that’s coming from someone who is described as Cromartie’s biggest supporter on the team.

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College Coach of The Year

Posted March 5th, 2010 by Reko Trill.
 

The best way to get in with the ladies of porn and out with the big wigs of a major college basketball program just got a little easier. Just ask KU assistant coach Kurtis Townsend playa of the year. 

Samantha Ryan, star of epic theatrical works like “Lesbian Psychotherapists 2,” “Butt Licking Anal Whores 5,” and “Missionary: Impossible”, (What? No “Saving Ryan’s Privates?) was about to turn 32 and she just wanted to go to the Sunflower Showdown. By the way, before she followed her dreams, she was a student of Kansas University first. So coach hooked her up with with floor seats. No biggy.

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